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I've found someone, guys. Me. Rachel. I have a man. A wonderful man that I cannot get enough of. He wears sweater vests and kisses me in front of his friends. He loves Joy Division and Godspeed You! Black Emporor. He likes my crazy hair and me without makeup. He cuddles like a girl and is a pretentious ass. So basically he is perfect. Except he lives in Vancouver and is moving to Olympia in January.

No longer will I be known as Rachel in Redmond. September 20th I will be bored, board, bodacious, and badonka donk in bend. aha. I will miss living with my mom!!! and dad too. of course! But then I'll be back come summer time so........................ Just so you know...I LOVE MY BESTIE LAUREN.

1. Never trust a girl who wears flip flops on a first date.. or first one on one outing. A girl who wears flip flops either: A. Is a lazy bitch. B. Has no sense of style. C. Shops at American Eagle on a regular basis. And yes it can be a combination of two or all of the options. You don't want A because who wants a lazy bitch for a girlfriend? She doesn't give head. You don't want B because FLIP FLOPS AREN'T FASHION. They are hideous. They are ok on men but they are not unique, cool or in 'vogue'. Girls with no sense of style are notvery interesting and unless you're only in it for the sex look forward to a very dull relationship. You